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Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
by Paleslayer May 31, 2018
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Hamilton high five

You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five over the weekend
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
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Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
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Five Dollar Hollar

When your broke as fuck and cant afford to buy a bag a coke, you ask your dealer/and or friend for a Five dollar hollar. Equivalent to a hefty key bump or half a line.
While drunk as fuck at the bar...."Yo whats up man? Lemme get a five dollar hollar real quick"
by Chuck Diesel April 30, 2015
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Bosnian High Five

Recieving a strong punch in the face upon arriving somewhere

Made extra special if your car door is ripped open to do so or in Bosnia
1. When he showed up to the party he was greeted with a strong Bosnian High Five

2. John's first experience in Mostar was a traditional Bosnian High Five
by Purpleapartment April 7, 2013
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Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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good high five

The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.

In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
Hey Ethan that was a good high five!! Nice and crisp
by Ethan Coomie March 19, 2017
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