Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.

I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.

by Luchasi July 28, 2017

There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

Eat More Chicken

Cunnilingus.

Most commonly attributed to Jim Morrison of The Doors. This line is originally from the blues song “Back Door Man” by Willie Dixon. The singer is bragging about all the married women he has sex with, sneaking out the back door while her husband is coming in the front.

I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.

by JohnWayne_FightOn June 4, 2022

eat some bean

something you would want to do after witnessing something that is wholesome. intentionally written 'bean' so as not to be confused with eating some beans when you want to consume actual beans.

This cute kitten makes me want to eat some bean.

by chesh bean December 15, 2021

I’m eat the page

When you get red allll over the page you know what you gotta do gotta eat the page!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”
“I’m eat the page”

by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

Eat your cereal

The only three words that cure diseases like not being m subscribed to TheTalentlessWriter

Eat your cereal
Yes

by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021

The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!

"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."

by KarenKiller May 4, 2021