Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.

"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"

by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021

Dan Lang

Someone you loves chodes so much but can’t tell his girlfriend so instead brings her to a restaurant called chodies

Your being a real dan Lang right now

by Dan_bob123 February 21, 2021

Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021