Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 6, 2021

Side Step Dad

Your brother or sisters father-in-law

‘This is my side step dad’

by Stee808206 March 17, 2019

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021

your dad lesbo

The best comeback from “your mom gey”

“Hey greg,your mom gey!” “aight hold up.... YOUR DAD LESBOOO”

by The earth is triangle March 22, 2018

Twink Bottom Dad

A Twink Bottom Dad is a term to describe discord user Le Poisson, also known as Abuelo and Old British Man. He is very much a twink, i have seen his fits and while they were very slay, it does confirm he’s a twink. He’s also a bottom bc his gf told me so. Also he adopted me so therefore he’s a dad, hence the name.

Hey have u seen the Twink Bottom Dad?

No but he better get me fucking light up sketchers.

by Balls savage (real) August 29, 2022

POV: your dad

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

by aawfasd August 17, 2022

Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019