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5 o'clock Charlie

When your boss does somethnig just as you're about to clock out that fucks up the rest of your day or weekend. Typically, this is comprised of a request for you to do some work and is due to laziness and/or lack of preparedness on their part.

This is a reference to an episode of MASH where the enemy would fly in everyday at 5 o'cock and drop a bomb on the camp's garbage pile.
Darcy is such a shitty boss. She came in to my office just as I was clocking out and told me she needed the last 2 weeks of bank records before I go. She knew about this request a long time ago but since she sucks as a manager and a human being, she thinks it's okay to routinely drop these 5 o'clock Charlies in my lap.
by ImaLuzer June 9, 2018
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Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
by Milaga March 26, 2009
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charlie brown christmas

The act of doing a line of cocaine between another persons butt cheeks.
Damn, that chick gave me the best Charlie Brown Christmas.
by Samson Samsons December 24, 2017
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Charlie Sheen Party

Mother nature seems to be throwing yet another Charlie Sheen Party today...
by Slave of MadBur January 28, 2012
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charlie sheened

"So you don't care anymore?".

Exactly, I charlie sheened it
by velvett March 30, 2011
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6 O'Clock Charlie

A boner when you wake up, caused by pressure from a full bladder
When I woke up today, I had such a 6 O'Clock Charlie that I had to do a Superman
by jim nasium Jr. June 6, 2015
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You Suck Charlie

A popular song in Joji’s scrapped album Chloe Burbank. Unfortunately, despite the song being very popular, he most likely will never fully release it due to not only the album being scrapped, but also he uses a sample from Charlie Brown for the background music.
Dude what song is that”

You Suck Charlie
by TheFrenchDuck February 18, 2021
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