I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.
by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024
Get the Canadian Carwash mug.American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
Get the Canadian Christmas mug.(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
Get the Canadian Tea Bag mug.Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.
Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.
by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018
Get the Canadian Bank Robbery mug.A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills
by Perry2x April 15, 2018
Get the Canadian bad boy mug.When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.
“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
by mr terrific July 17, 2025
Get the canadian sewer diving mug.by Jedidiah Shiddydix February 25, 2018
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