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Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023
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Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023
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Canadian Security Intelligence Service

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao
by Lego Classified September 8, 2022
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Canadian

The act of liking hockey and saying “Ay” after every sentence.
Yeah I’m Canadian. What’s your favorite hockey team ay?
by YourNiggaCarl April 19, 2018
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Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object
Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?
by Sahbí Quesabe February 14, 2023
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Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.
I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard
by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021
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Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
by CP master December 8, 2024
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