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A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025
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Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
See that crotchety old woman glaring at the girls through her window?
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
by anonymous February 6, 2025
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noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
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Get the Carolina Crawldad mug.Oh, when it comes to Carolina I don’t even know where to begin. Seriously I don’t,When you first look at Carolina, you will undoubtedly see the most radiant curly hair. If you look just below her perfect hair you will see the most stunning eyes, irresistible face that needs to be kissed everywhere and a perfect smile. Carolina is someone who may be reserved when you first meet her, she can be weary of others at times and remain to herself. However, if you start talking to her you will undoubtedly uncover that she has the sweetest heart and a soul that is made out of gold. Carolina is someone who will do anything for you, without expecting anything in return. Someone who wants the best for you, believes in you, supports you, and overall is just one if not the most amazing human beings you will ever come across. So, if you get the chance to be in her presence show her the utmost respect, gratitude, love, patience, care and support because I can assure you that you will NEVER meet a women like her. She’s extremely tough, she has experienced many extremes throughout her 20 years of living. Yet, you would never expect that in the slightest. She is the good in the world, goes out of her way to help others, makes sure homeless get something to eat when she sees them, she is beyond genuine and she almost seems not real due to the abundance of kindness within her heart. Carolina does all of on her own, which is astonishing. She just wants to leave an ever lasting impact on this world.
Stranger: Jeez Luis, Is that Carolina?
Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.
Carolina-Pt 1.
Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.
Carolina-Pt 1.
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