california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.

My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.

by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020

California

A verb according to some people. This word can basically mean anything you want. You use it in place of a swear word.

"Bruh I just Californied up that guy."
"Wow, cool I don't give a California."

by __GJV__ April 15, 2021

Prime minister of California

the priem minister orf california

The Prime minister of California smells like no

by soupcan1221 July 30, 2022

California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020