couz-bros

When u knock up 2 chics who are sisters and they have boys: your sons are kinda brothers and kinda cousins.

Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...

by Elsavago February 28, 2020

Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

Teddy Bro

A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.

Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.

by 2Neighbors1Internet April 18, 2018

Crow bro

A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.

Man there is this crow outside my apartment that never craps on my car! He's a crow bro!

by Mad Plutonian Overlord December 14, 2015

Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

bro heavy

Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.

I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.

by Paulington Krietastrophe September 12, 2016

The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019