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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!
by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023
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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023
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Brandon

A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .
Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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