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Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Beard Cakemug.

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
mugGet the Baby Beardmug.

How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY
by prollytd June 7, 2023
mugGet the How to fully grow a beardmug.

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!
Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!
by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
mugGet the splitting the beardmug.

nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.
John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.
by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017
mugGet the nare beardmug.

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut
Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard
by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022
mugGet the Chest beardmug.

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

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