Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.
by KrallTheWarriorKing July 07, 2022
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beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron
by Mericaman May 18, 2018
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Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
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Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.
“ yo bro nice beard 🔥”

thanks bro I used minoxidil

“ Damn nigga 💀, do you got a Vincent beard 😂”
by Moosebrah September 24, 2022
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Tre Beard

THE best 3 pointer shooter in history.
The himmiest of all time
THE GOAT
THE RIZZ GOD
I wish I could be like Tre Beard”
by TreBeardfan February 02, 2024
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Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
by zmanstreet August 19, 2013
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Full Beard

An unkempt, unshaved pubic area of any gender
Wow.... the last woman I was with had a full beard down there ! It was so full, iI had to stop and ask for directions to her clit two times !
by Gar Goyle July 01, 2024
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