american flag

"a symbol of freedom and patriotism" this and other definitions are inaccurate ways to define the term "american flag". The best way to explain the flag is - a symbol of the sale of freedom(s) by democracy to the average gullable American citizen through taxes, tariffs, and such. With the money raised by selling such freedoms, redneck presidents (such as George W. Bush), can make more weapons and sell them to 3rd world countries and attack them later on for being a threat to american interests.

The american flag was intended to support the new freedom of a new country, in 1776. A reason why we broke from the british centurys ago was for the inapproriate taxation of americans. Today we still have taxes and a lot of it goes to wars and weapons of mass destruction which will lead to further economic difficulties in other foreign countries

by CaptainAnarchy December 14, 2003

American Pie

The sexual act of fucking a pie on a kitchen table. The pie is typically of the apple variety. The warm and soft pie resembles a street whore’s pussy by the end of the excursion

Nig, I only like to die American Pie when it’s pumpkin pie.

by Ras Barry December 17, 2018

CARBO AMERICAN

CARBO AMERICAN: a expression used on the television show "3rd rock from the sun" as a way of describing "one's cultural, social and linguistic background" as a means to gain an individual identity to distinguish one person from the next.

"so, i'm part spanish, part european, part american and i love hockey, what are you? well..ehh..i'm a "carbo american".

"how many hobbies do you have? oh..i'm just a carbo american."

by good attention January 12, 2014

Saltine american

The analytical way to call a caucasion a cracker.

I'm not a cracker I prefer to be called saltine american.

by iced cream scampi October 21, 2019

American Hijab

An american Hijab is when you give your parter (preferably female), A big hickey on the top portion of their neck so it forces them to wear tight long clothes so they can cover up the hickey and match at the same time.

nigga 1: Why is bertha wearing that? its the fucking summer nigga!
Nigga 2: Oh yeah Jahseh gave that bitch an American Hijab so she knows her place!
nigga 1: oh yeah that nigga WILDIN!

by RUNNINUPWITHAPUMP October 13, 2018

Young Americaning

Spontaneously breaking out into random song and dance, in referance to the current situation

Tom: O thank goodness you set that spotlight up! Now we can ball so hard all night long!
Ralph: "All night longggggg... All night.... All night"
Tom: Ralph, will you please stop young Americaning? You're coming off gay.

by Rodrigo Julio Lopez January 12, 2012

Methican American

A productive member of society who studies meth and the ways of fellow methican.

Peeping through my blinds I seen 10 Methican Americans.

by JCK on1 August 31, 2022