hermitage academy

best school in chester. i love it when i find alive bugs in my pasta and almost throw up. i love it when i get screamed at for wearing a cost indoors when its -5°. i love the racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, sexist and xenophobic teachers that somehow havent been fired yet. i love it when they let the popular lads off being arses. i love it when i get a c3 immediately for rolling up my skirt that is ridiculously long but when a lad rolls his trousers up or untucks his shirt he gets only a warning and not even a flag.

“hermitage academy is the sickest school man, way better than park view”

by giawcatherine May 24, 2023

Northampton Academy

One of the best schools in Northampton

Friend: What school are you going to in year 7
Me: I'm going to Northampton Academy
Friend: Lucky, I'm going Weston

by LBZ_Pro September 16, 2020

biddick academy

the worst school in washy, uk

they treat you terribly and clearly dont care about mh and they are very strict so therefore i hope all the teachers die!!!

Biddick academy is the worst school ever!!
Biddick academy can go burn down bro

by speaking those facts January 19, 2023

Stratford Academy

A shit school, full of shit people mostly asian they pretend they are diverse. Tons of discord boys. Lots of white males in charge. You only read white male authors, the academics are complete bull. Also daily harassment from your classmates in front of all your teachers who sit by and do nothing eh youll learn to cope. Also like uniforms they dont make pants in womens sizes get used to it. PS that girls coding club on the website not a real thing.

ME: I went to Stratford Academy
Kid at your high school: Oh shit ok so your for real fucked up
ME: nice meeting

by A kid who went to stratford JJ October 30, 2021

Chiltern academy

a shit school where the teachers cant fucking teach, the food tastes liker dog shit on a stick and we are forced to come in 10 minutes earlier and get shouted out 100% would not recomened

chiltern academy is shit

by suck on balls August 14, 2023

Grange Academy

Where everyone hates each other and somehow gets along.

Defined:
Person 1: F u you don’t chat to me
(The next day)
Person 1: Yo, you alright?

Grange Academy is defined of being a sh**hole

by Urban_Myth7393 March 28, 2024

Classical Consortium Academy

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here

Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper

by RealKGB November 18, 2021