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What TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew is

Senator Tom Cotton - “Mr Chew, which continent is Singapore in?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “Okay. So which continent is China in, Mr Chew?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “So You’re Chinese!!!”

by Sigmaskibidislicer4738383 February 1, 2025

Chinese cheese

Tofu

Let's get the stir fried chinese cheese

by Jagdtiger October 3, 2019

chinese gas attack

Cough, just cough

I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask

by Hotdogbuns69420penis May 12, 2020

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Chinese Barbeque

A party which people bring their pets or house animals then cooking them on an open flame.

Mr.Young was really excited that he were invited to the Chinese Barbeque.

by Real The One December 26, 2019

Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Chinese flicker goon

James is a sigma gooner

James Chinese flicker goon.

by Chinese flicker goon January 15, 2025