Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
Get the Things I think while I shitmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025
Get the .9.I Mozen Killing Individuals For Mentioning Things That Do Just That.9.mug. When someone doesn't have feelings generally but is curious about someone.
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Or, when someone is straight, but has a curiosity for a certain someone.
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Or, when someone is straight, but has a curiosity for a certain someone.
by emmabra April 5, 2017
Get the Jai thingmug. Can be used to describe anything...usually used to describe money, specifically coins.
Closely related to Stuff Stuff
Closely related to Stuff Stuff
by ColfaxED December 28, 2023
Get the Thing Thingsmug. The dialectic between the antithesis and the synthesis of a topic, generating a new synthesis when created.
by Ralphwiggum47 October 10, 2024
Get the The Thingmug. A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the Thing That One Findsmug. by Kihoo September 10, 2018
Get the Er'y thingmug.