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Jacob

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!
Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion
by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018
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To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself
i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what
by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!
Jacob is so cute!
by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018
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Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"
jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking
by clownboy May 30, 2018
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Jacob

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!
Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.
by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018
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Jacob Prittie

He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.
EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!
by Ãrī/-02 June 3, 2018
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Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
by GBL116 June 4, 2018
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