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ghetto bottle

A big in size (usually plastic) bottle of some cheap strong alcohol. Usually something sweet that'll get you F'd up easy, it can be a homemade mix as well.
"I don't spend my money on multiple drinks, ima just grab my ghetto bottle and i'm lit bro!"
by Yung Nudl August 16, 2019
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[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.
My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....
by pinkfoot February 2, 2009
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Ghetto Blush

When you don't have enough white wine and you don't have enough red wine, so you blend them together to make blush wine.
"We don't have enough white or red wine to get wasted Cindy! I guess I better make some Ghetto Blush."
by TheJane May 7, 2017
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ghetto wallet

A plastic sandwich baggie filled with your loose change or cash.
Manng! I lost all my change because my ghetto wallet got a hole in it!!
by ShipwreckFullFathom555 March 28, 2016
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ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
by Big League Jew December 15, 2013
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Micro-Ghetto

Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.
Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.
by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018
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ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017
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