Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles September 28, 2008

donkey bags

The best water transportation design ever

Shit, check out them donkey bags.

by Rob230498234 March 26, 2008

Donkey Kong

A variation to the well known Donkey Punch. Where as Donkey Punch refers to when you are having doggy style vaginal sex. Donkey Kong refers to when you are having anal sex and you are about to "go" and you hit your unknowing mate in the back of the head so that they punch up their butt cheeks to make "your" orgasm that much better and stronger.

Last week I was tappin' that ass from behind, I thought I might try to Donkey Kong that whore in the back of head right before I was gonna cum. OMG!!!! She punched up her ass cheeks on my Johnson and I came SOOOOOOO HARD!!! My advise to you, dont try and Donkey Kong her in front of the mirror, she will see it comming.

by rhbandit August 8, 2009

Donkey Dick

What peta and kyle like to tell each other they have when their gargling each other's balls.

Kyle: You want me to gargle your sac? Then say I have a donkey dick.
Peta:Oh yeah. I'm a fag and you havea big ass donkey dick!

by Peta's Mother(A.K.A. Minny at the Topless and Ove March 17, 2003

Nipple Donkey

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordArse Chicken

1 Nipple donkeys. They're all nipple donkeys.

2 Oh arse chickens and nipple donkeys.

by Mahakala June 10, 2003

swamp donkey

A Moose mate end of story!

I went hunting Swamp Donkeys last week end with my mates.

by Glen Tate June 27, 2004

Donkey Dick

The cherry of your cigarette being abnormally long as a result of taking too long of a drag.

You donkey dicked my cigarette, asshole!

by sonnytruelove January 23, 2009