Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!

'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'

by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025

opening up a boy with the cold ones

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.

“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.

by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022

real country boys

Boy that wears his boots on a daily basis An didn’t just wake up one day an started wearing them because of his friends. Knows how to hunt fish an get a little mud on his boots. Got an nice little booty in his jeans an dips cause he looks good doing it.
;)

Carlee: man he’s one real country boy with that dip in his lip an that nice booty too;)
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.

by Page-mom February 1, 2018

Scrotum boy

Any person that has the balls to assist penis man in the uprising political movement against government corruption.

Scrotum boy spreads his pouch to ensure we are all coming

by Infinite snatch January 26, 2020

Nat the boy

He is a madlad with great hair but can't drink a lot or else he vomit at your party's

Yo is that Nat the boy

by Me King November 22, 2021

Griddy boy

Fraud wr on Minnesota Vikings

Griddy boy is a fraud, dk better

by TAHHHHHHH September 25, 2022

City Boy Tan

The opposite of a farmers tan. White on the arms, red/tan on the chest and back.

“Look at this city slicker with no shirt on!”
“Aye boy, you lost? Why you so white on the arms and red on the chest?!”
“You got that City Boy tan goin!”

by MajesticMullet June 17, 2020