School

The place where teachers expect you to be smart but you aren't. School is the place where you wanna go home as soon as you get there. SCHOOL IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU LOST YOUR CHICKEN NUGGET GAY BOI. SCHOOL IS THE PLACE WHERE YOUR TWO RATS MET School is the worst play ever, it basically a 12 year never ending shit hole. Also when you tell the teachers your not smart they tell you that nobody is perfect. Then you make a bad grade and they scream at you.

OMG HE IS BEING SUCH A, SCHOOL?

by TTV_Az0g ,snap:lhector_06 April 17, 2019

School

Child labor disguised as a normal thing. makes people want to kill themself I fuckinhg hate school. Also a nirvana song.

Brad: I hate School so much
Zara: omg how?! it’s the best nirvana song!
Brad: you stupid fucking bitch

by anonymous August 5, 2024

quakertown high school

you only hear about it once in a while on the news. for ya know, being racist, bomb threats, etc. where you will be lit on fire if the name pennridge leaves your mouth, yet almost everyone dated someone from there. where every bathroom is either locked, flooded, or hotboxed. where the chef’s room is almost lit ablaze everyday. where the freshman locker pod is a place where only the truly desperate go. where you lose track of how many pregnant sophomores you’ve passed in a day. but for some reasons, the students love it there.

“have you ever seen that hot, humble guy from quakertown high school?”
“no, i don’t believe in fairytales jessica”

by crackheadmack June 4, 2020

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

louisville collegiate school

The school for you if you enjoy spending 25,000 Dollars for a sub par education and liberal indoctrination.

O the land of the free and Louisville Collegiate School is the home of the gays.

by Fuckcollegiate September 22, 2021

school

A prison hole

Guy 1: How was school today
Guy 2: Like a prison hole

by yellowblue dot August 27, 2020

School

A place in which you go to 6-7 hours a day learning the same useless crap you’ve been learning ever since you was little. You go there early hours of the morning, to basically prison and listen to teachers for an hour or more. Then when you fail your exams, you have to re-sit them and listen to the teachers shout at you

1. You see that place over there with kids wearing uniforms, that’s school

2. I’ve just failed my exams so now I have to re-do them

by I Want to die22 November 23, 2018