Its My Dick In a Box

A box containing a Dick often used a joke for birthdays

happy birthday to you jack black and your present is,wait for it, its my dick in a box

by POKEballs December 29, 2016

Touch a boy dick day

On October 25 its touch a boy dick day

go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Toxic man tiny dick

The theory in which all toxic men have tiny dicks based upon all the pictures I have gotten from toxic men have been tiny.

Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*

Toxic man tiny dick.

by xxxyehhehe June 13, 2021

Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008

bitch call my dick

a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.

Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.

Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!

by Mikey27 February 26, 2008

a bucket of blue ball dicks

the feeling of utter disgust

to feel so sick that it
seems as though
you may be in pain

after a night of hardcore partying

Man I feel like a bucket of blue ball dicks.

by christopher superfly August 10, 2006

shit balls dick lick

When a person wipes their ass from their back all the way to the end of their penis and then gets a blow job.

Holy shit balls dick lick your cock taste like poo.

by sheet metal man February 25, 2010