National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Unscrewing your lid

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection

I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!

by Hot Chocolate Chicks July 30, 2011

your mom

a term used by many annoying middle school boys

why did you ask her that?
your mom ahahahahhaahah

by aye.gottem January 6, 2019

Your

Short for You’re which is short for you are.

Your a weirdo muffins. Your annoying me muffins because you won’t stfu about your and you’re.

by Pumpkin spice and everything j February 4, 2021

Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020