by Manateetremont August 24, 2024

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

Usually referenced when talking about a sexual partner. The D-Man is a woman’s “plug” when it comes to free sex. The D-Man is known for his large member and great intelect
“Yo? If you wanna get fucked up, I’ll call up my D-Man, he can do anything you need and give you sex
by Rachel_Tyson February 28, 2021

by Slime person August 16, 2021

mans got some buns, like cake.
used in a sentence, when somebody got cake like a booty.
used to COmplImEnT SomeOnE
used in a sentence, when somebody got cake like a booty.
used to COmplImEnT SomeOnE
big booty jenny: heyyy man
big man buns: hi
big booty jenny: damnnn, mans got some buns
big man buns: thanksss jenny, i know just got it from somewhere idk where.
big booty jenny: yeah dont talk to me anymore.
big man buns: hi
big booty jenny: damnnn, mans got some buns
big man buns: thanksss jenny, i know just got it from somewhere idk where.
big booty jenny: yeah dont talk to me anymore.
by roblox official builderman April 7, 2021

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022
