and i oop skskskskss

A term 13y/o VSCO girls with oversized shirts or hoodies with the smallest pair of Nike Fitness yoga pants with their hydroflask and checkered vans and their checkered iPhone case to say towards an unfunny joke that their dumbass friends say, to make them seem more to "internet trends" but the thing that they're following is some retarded shit that they'll mostly forget

Dumbass friend: *tells unfunny joke*
VSCO girl: "and i oop skskskskss *drops hydroflake with iPhone* and i OOP-"

by WhyIsEveryNameTakenWtf September 3, 2019

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

Words I despise

Sus: a stupid sounding excuse for homophobia
No cap: just shut the fuck up please
Finna: ok chad stop trying to be black I know your dad bought you a gucci backpack
Lit: do you want me to build a time machine so you can go back to your life in 2017?

*If you say any of these words I automatically assume you have a total of 5 brain cells and thats an overestimate*

"The party was lit but that man mad sus lowkey. No cap he's prolly finna try to kiss me. "
those are the words i despise

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness February 17, 2021

I don’t give a head

I don’t give a head is when you don’t give a flying fuck

Gianna said “I don’t give a head” if Natalia is at home or not.

by Raeslay1 December 27, 2021

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022