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Fan Man

A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.

A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.

A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.

When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.

A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"

Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
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Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.
"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"
by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024
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man whore

a man whore is a guy who gets w any girl he can
by løvėr September 8, 2022
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Chi chi man

Tom: Did you hear Lewis Hamilton was pushing a chi chi man agenda?

Alan: That must be why he lost to Max Verstappen
by Ldngeezer December 12, 2021
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A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.
You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
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Man China

Man bun that is not properly wore. (Looking like a manchina)
by Me. D June 26, 2021
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nigga ass man titties

by Newt Gunray's Ho August 23, 2020
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