Zay shit

The tendency to exhibit exaggerated or fake behavior, especially in the presence of girls, by acting differently or attempting to be funny in a misguided attempt to impress others, often resulting in awkward or unimpressive outcomes. In other words, being a “L mans”.

“You on that zay shit right now.”

“That’s zay”

by Vnkn0wn April 4, 2024

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.

He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.

by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016

Shit-bar

A turd inside a chocolate bar wrapper

David’s brother ate a shit-bar last night

by AlphaReaper72 June 12, 2018

shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(

Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.

by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018