Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Shit mining

Opposite of shit posting. Where you end up down a rabbit hole online looking at the most random things e.g. the sex life of conjoined twins through the ages. Weirdly educational but strange journeying all the same.

I went shit mining last night and found out...

by Elz33 September 4, 2025

Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

fuck shit up

To pee in your moms basement

Im ready to fuck shit up!

by Trappel May 7, 2021

three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.

Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke

by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023

Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022