i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

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I-Spedy

I-Ready, an educational program usually used for homework and testing, but emphasized as dumb/sped.

Nah, I’ve got a homework app for you. It’s called I-Spedy because you are making no sense!

by EpicDefinitions9000 April 9, 2024

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And I oop

Used by a big dick bitch with no sense of humour and is usually blonde and annoying

And I oop said the vsco girl

by Seth Taylor November 12, 2019

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I/Er

The pronouns "he" and "her " reduced to "i" and "er"

Person 1: "Sometimes the pronouns "he" and "her" are reduced to "i" and "er"
Roddy Rich: "I/Er, I/Er, I/Er, I/Er, I/Er, I/Er, Pullin' out the coupe for the lot"

by Thisi December 20, 2023

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Smoking Bambú Feels Like I Am Smoking Backs Out Here.

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😱: Smoking Bambú Feels Like I Am Smoking Backs Out Here.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

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So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

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