I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

i mug

i relate to that
i f*ck with that

Layla: " Ariana Grande's new album is so good"

Me: " I know! I mug with it so bad"

by fiddlerstick January 31, 2021

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

Stop i like girls

A phrase often used by closet homosexuals to maintain their facade to society.

Higher usage of the phrase is indicative of increased levels of gay.

Julien: Stop I like girls
Julien's mum: I really wished I hadn't raised a faggot

by IthinkIfuckeduplol December 27, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat

Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat means, I have no life and enjoy boys big boy gyats while edging to Fanum tax naked.

I saw that Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat.

by sig,maggyattrizz May 14, 2024

I. Babcock

Long of abdomen, short of leg. Head of red, brain of computer. Drives a racecar slightly faster than a commuter.

I was making good time on my way to work today but I got stuck behind an I. Babcock texting while driving.

by LemonsRaceWinner406 January 30, 2025