Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018

Shit

Liquid shit that pours out of your anus like a waterfall!!

HOLY SHIT!!! HELL HAS BROKE LOOSE IN THE BATHROOM!!

by heyheyhey888 May 11, 2018

shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

King of the shit hill

Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.

Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.

by A Brick February 11, 2017

this shit is lit

When something is really funny and/or good

*enters good ass party*

person : boii, this shit is lit.

by Adr0n February 17, 2017

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017