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Your Mom 

Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."

or

Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"
Your Mom by Master of comebacks. January 16, 2010

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
your mom jokes by bleep March 13, 2005

your mom goes to college 

does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.
why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college
your mom goes to college by wmucrew September 26, 2006

Your mum 

The only insult to not only insult someone to fuck but also make you laugh because it is so old school
'Hey, did you make that smell'
'Your mum smells'
:(
Your mum by ©™ October 15, 2003

your world 

A sarcastic comeback to someone who likes to complain about your shortcomings.
It's your world, Ro, I'm just living in it.
your world by kb69 November 20, 2003

your cool 

a phrase used with great sarcasm, to show that something is in fact, not cool at all. Can also be, shes cool, hes cool, theyre cool. Note the spelling and lack of apostrophe, this is very important.
Coined by the legenary O.J Goddard, exact date unknown.
"Wow, Your Cool..."
"She likes Good Charlotte AND Rammstein? Wow, shes cool..."
your cool by O.M January 17, 2004