wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

wet cammy

a wet cammy is when you’re held at gun point to drag your ballsack so hard against concrete it bleeds and then you’re covered in lemon juice and horse cum and forced to dance to every pit bull song playing at the same time.

careful or britney will pull a wet cammy on you!!!

by yeahyeahyeahliljon May 16, 2022

Wet Leg

A British indie rock band from the Isle of Wight, founded in 2019 by Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers.

Wet Leg is an awesome band!

by Maverick Fischer April 20, 2022

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

Wet Nilly

Sticking either your wet finger or tongue into someone's nose surprisingly

I stuck my tongue in my mates nose and gave him a wet nilly

by wolftone1916 November 18, 2020

wet sandi

After sex, the girl reaches between her legs, rubs her hand on herself and then slaps the guy in the face with a handful of cum.

After we finished, he called me a slut so I gave him a Wet Sandi.

by Bobby T5 January 27, 2017