Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
by Mike_P September 22, 2022

A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.
by Santac January 15, 2021

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024

The absolute most amazing person ever.
Anyone would be so damn lucky to have a Tony in their life. He also has the best smile with deep ass dimples.
Anyone would be so damn lucky to have a Tony in their life. He also has the best smile with deep ass dimples.
by 3milyyv.v October 3, 2019

He’s a Typhoid Tony. He didn’t tell her he had an active case of Covid or about his genital warts outbreak.
by MelissaFromJail October 2, 2021
