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Tit Juice

Something that comes out of a woman boobs that is really good
My boyfriend wanted some tit juice so I pulled out my breast and I pulled out his dick started sucking on my boobs 6 hours later he's still drinking my breast milk he wanted milk at school so I pulled out my boobs in the middle of class and the teacher that has a crush on me came up and drink my milk to one day I was on the announcement and I pulled out my boobs and said if I get to suck on your dicks you get boob for lunch I was in the middle class the boy behind me decided to take off my bra and suck on my boobs for the rest of class teacher wanted me to stay after class to breastfeed him I'm the most popular girl at school because my breastmilk one day I was babysitting and the father come home early so I gave him my breast milk my boyfriend loves my breast milk and then me and my boyfriend decided to fuck so I could share my breast milk with the nurse the girl behind me started making out with me and breastfeeding me so I gave her my milk the boys in the cafeteria pays me for my breast milk
by Milkygirl January 24, 2020
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Chipper Tits

An Irish term used to describe big flabby breasts on fat women. They are often seen in fast food restaurants a.k.a chippers devouring curry chips and a kebab at 4am after a nightclub.
Any woman who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

In a sentence: "Ah Jaysus! Look at the chipper tits on that one!"
by Nevercomindowninthesunsheeine September 3, 2013
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Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)
Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011
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Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.
For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull
by BounceBirage March 3, 2022
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tit-whore

Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".
"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"

"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
by Professor G February 21, 2009
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apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.
"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."
by chynadoll February 17, 2008
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Sticks & Tits

The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.
"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".

"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"
by Horn Dogs June 21, 2009
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