Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 3, 2011

Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

3rd Person Fuckboy

Is where a person is unknowingly a fuckboy yet goes around calling out other fuckboys and saying how much of a fuckboy they are while being a fuckboy.

"He's a fuckboy and doesn't even know it yet. He's stuck in 3rd Person Fuckboy POV."

by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016

day of personal excellence

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.

Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.

by jwwhitej October 23, 2013

don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

cutest person alive

I am the cutest person alive!

Every single girl: Damn he is the cutest person alive
Me: *nods in agreement*

by CarterIsSmart69 August 1, 2021

The Sweetest Person ever

What's the sweetest person ever?

Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)

Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people

You're The Sweetest Person ever!!

by Vziwgucgorrr October 19, 2023