two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.

I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch

by dik fuck February 01, 2017

two day rule

When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.

Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"

by damion. March 17, 2009

two-year plan

To befriend a woman that is out of your league in order to sleep with her when she's vulnerable and turns to you for support.

John two-year planned Kelly by being her best friend and shoulder to lean on. Then when she got dumped, she turned to him to "comfort" her. That's when she realized what she's been looking for has been sitting under her nose all along... her best friend.

by Cameron Fay December 04, 2006

two for one

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!

Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 07, 2018

two fingers mcgee

When the cheeks of a women's ass poses a fully perpendicular line from her rear thigh that two fingers could be placed.

When she bent over with her shorts on; I noticed that she was a two fingers McGee.

by MilesAhead July 10, 2014

Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

by Vinz Clortho April 08, 2008

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 09, 2009