Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

by clarkycat September 09, 2009

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 April 29, 2007

two-year plan

To befriend a woman that is out of your league in order to sleep with her when she's vulnerable and turns to you for support.

John two-year planned Kelly by being her best friend and shoulder to lean on. Then when she got dumped, she turned to him to "comfort" her. That's when she realized what she's been looking for has been sitting under her nose all along... her best friend.

by Cameron Fay December 04, 2006

two day rule

When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.

Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"

by damion. March 17, 2009

two fingers mcgee

When the cheeks of a women's ass poses a fully perpendicular line from her rear thigh that two fingers could be placed.

When she bent over with her shorts on; I noticed that she was a two fingers McGee.

by MilesAhead July 10, 2014

Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

by Vinz Clortho April 08, 2008

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 30, 2003