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Thomas Joseph

He is very smart and sexy his younger age not the best looking around teenage time . He will care allot about style .
He will be very rich one time and will be best friends with a person who starts with letter G . And born in November or December. He is also known as Thomas THE TRAIN
by Elon musk.official January 8, 2024
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Thomas

Thomas is a guy absolutely obsessed with trains. His name may not be Thomas but it is his middle name or at least a nickname for him. He is EXTREMELY racist yet denies it quite a lot. He sits in his last class and wishes for the south to rise again. Even though, if that did happen he would be hung and killed because he is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. You probably know Thomas because you sit between him and his 'friend.' They probably fight like a marry couple and have couple quarrels every second of the class. It can be very annoying, however, I advise you not to say anything because if you do he will pull out a knife (illegal at school but he still has it????) and he will shank you in the side. Or he will smack you in the face. Or he might just shut down your computer. Either way, Thomas is crazy and psychotic. If you meet a Thomas who isn't actually a Thomas but that is his nickname due to his unhealthy obsession with trains (Seriously, he probably has like 1000 or more photos of trains on his phone. He also probably takes time off of school so he can go watch trains and film them for his youtube channel) avoid him because he is a strange creature.
Sidney: Yo, you'll never guess what Thomas said in class today.
Me: Let me guess, "Let the south rise again"
Sidney: Yeah, man.
Me: He's such a Thomas.
by Dobbzilla December 8, 2023
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Thomas

Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.
Holy sh*t thomas has the biggest penis I have ever seen sommer ray is definitely into him
by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022
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thomas jinks

The coolest dude out there! He slides into your girls DMs quicker than he slides down the slopes. He is the coolest guy out there.
Archie: Who stole your girl?
Lewis: Dunno, probably Thomas Jinks
by notmyjinko May 19, 2017
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Thomas

thomas is a dead inside boy who is named after a train, who games far too much and his cousin zach is a nonce
Mum to Dad:: Thomas likes to watch Thomas the tank engine, how fitting as we named him after that show.

Thomas to himself: I am dead on the inside, nothing will fill the hole inside nothing will fee better than the sweet embrace of death
by You're Bitch September 18, 2020
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Thomas

Always ends up gay, has a thing for guys with glasses, for example, a person named Simon would probably be his type, yea it makes sense.
Did you see Thomas? He was all over Simon G.”
by Total_Chaos August 24, 2020
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Thomas

The coolest guy who loves bowling and being a premier member of the movie club. He love mini golf and extremely touristy attractions.
Went mini golfing today, I felt like such a Thomas
by BasketballBoy10 June 4, 2018
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