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two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.
Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!
by elmarkio February 25, 2023
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Elemental Stone

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. The elemental stone is blue and can be used to manipulate reality around ones self.
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
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Stone girl

Women born without vaginas. The symptom is known as vaginal agenesis.

Source of the word is most likely Chinese, from 石女, which literally means “stone girl”.
John: I just found out last night that Alice is a stone girl, how am I supposed to hit home run?
Tom: Oh bro, that sucks.
by Ointmaster October 7, 2023
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…
by anonymous August 21, 2023
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Stonely

When a person is stoned and lonely.
I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.
by Robotron3k December 17, 2022
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Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.
Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!
by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
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