bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

Big Bird

Big Bird's are normally very weird, energetic, and never stop talking because of there big beaks. They normally have one group of friends they sit around the nest with, if anybody messes with the best he's the first to attack. Don't mess with big birds.

Ohhhh shit big birds coming

by sesame street gang May 22, 2014

gummy bird

When a woman fills her vagina with gummy bears and then squats over the face of her partner dropping them into his mouth like a mother bird.

Tyler wanted a snack first, so he asked me to gummy bird.

by ElleDiablo May 17, 2016

Meowing Bird

A poseur, but a poseur who somehow manages to be incredibly insert positive adjective here while being such.

Man, he thinks he's ghetto, he's such a meowing bird.

by Greg-Marie April 25, 2006

dilly bird

A young man, usually of homosexuality, that constantly says homemade sexual innuendos which make no sense. He will most likely get annoying songs stuck in your head that will drive you crazy. People have also seen him rub/touch other men at random times. This type of person usually will not know they are gay until later in life

That damn Dilly Bird keeps rubbing my head with his dirty ass hands.

by Therealistniggayoueverknown October 21, 2015

coon bird

Low life who does not pay bills and is constantly scamming to get by.

Look at this Coon Bird standing on the corner.

by Ninja Wizrd May 19, 2016