Sometimes a man comes along, a man that looks like Carlos Beltran, but dances like a Turtle. No, it's cool. George looks like Turtle.
by It's Brian July 22, 2006
Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution
by P Waffle June 10, 2011
The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.
Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
by phi December 05, 2004
Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
by Badassboyscout May 14, 2009
Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.
by Mrmcchicken February 05, 2012
another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".
by Ian Purvis June 27, 2011
An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.
Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
by yardnoc June 27, 2015