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bubbling on the next mans ting

grinding on another man's girl: usually in order to take her from him
a junky was bubbling on the next mans ting AKA Maeve she was really a thottie OH MAN
by Chic fila April 20, 2018
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Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would
Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.
by AR15 2005 April 20, 2021
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Ovidio Camejo Lopez Is Superman And Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Lex Luthor Plus The Martian Manhunter, Which, Is, The Apex Predator
Ovidio Camejo Lopez Is Superman And Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Lex Luthor Plus The Martian Manhunter, Which, Is, The Apex Predator
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the alphabet of manliness

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox
Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
by LoganP June 26, 2006
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The Free Speech Maneuver

A situation in when a person comments on another person's comment/opinion/statement/sentence and that other person claims they "have free speech and a right to an opinion" but then makes a biased claim stating that because of their free speech rights, that person should respect and not make comments about their comment/opinion/statement/sentence. Little does that person know is that Free Speech is a double standard.
Person 1: "I don't like black people."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."

Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"

Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."
by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014
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