Dutch Cheese Factory

A sexual act wherein cheese curds are poured into a woman's anus and allowed to ferment for upwards of 3 weeks (effectively becoming cheese). The cheese is then eaten out of the womans anus along with any excrement that is bound to be there.
John had purchased some crackers to go along with the cheese that had been in Sally's anus as he had given her a Dutch Cheese Factory a couple of weeks ago.
by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011
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Dutch Steam Oven

The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)
Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!
by John Handee January 03, 2009
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Dutch boxing

Dutch boxing is a gay mating ritual, which is only danced in a forest and you MUST have a hammock and be gay.
Princess bazza was creeping out of hammock when he saw an old man. so he lured the man back to his hammock to perform his Dutch boxing mating ritual! Bazza was one happy cornbeef queefing slut after the ritual! :)
by Bazzatheslut November 01, 2019
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Dutching Out

Being extremely cheap, not wanting to do something because it is expensive.
Hilco is dutching out because he has to save money for his vacation. He would rather fall asleep on the couch.

"Hey do you want to go for a flight tonight?" "Naww I have soccer." Well Way to dutch out!!!
by MWARD March 03, 2010
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dutch fist

when a guy attempts to get ass and the girl claims she's on the rag. after this insanely bogus claim she won't have sex but she will allow for a hearty soak.

the act of soaking while a girl has her period.
"claimed she was on the rag. so i dutch fisted it in blood all night."
by dutch fist February 28, 2010
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Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!
by ThatOneSillyKid September 02, 2010
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dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.
Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.
by patrick December 05, 2004
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