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slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
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cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.
Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch
by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016
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Rat Slap

The most badass rapper ever. Member of the recently formed "Rat Slap and the Rat Pack" an underground freestyle rap group of ethnically diverse college students, rumored to have been started late at night in a college dorm. Their first album, predicted to be released in 2013 is under the working title, "Rat Trap."
"Dawg, dat Rat Slap be da biggest homie in da hood."
by thisonetimeatbandcamp April 23, 2012
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granny slap

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"
John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
by thelastcard November 22, 2011
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Smith slap

Action performed by a smith on a rock. Normally, smiths are good at beating iron into the desired shape, but when they hit rock, it will weaken down into something like a bitch slap and will need verbal expression to communicate the desired result.
That dude seemed to come on strong, to give a proper beating. But in the end it was just a smith slap. Afterwards he seemed confused if it was a smart move.
by WokkleWokkleWokkle March 30, 2022
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Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.
Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)
by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021
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slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs
i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog
by nik April 30, 2004
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