A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
Get the Monkey in a person suitmug. What's the sweetest person ever?
Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)
Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)
Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
by Vziwgucgorrr October 19, 2023
Get the The Sweetest Person evermug. a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.
Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.
by jwwhitej October 23, 2013
Get the day of personal excellencemug. by hello person I do NO February 28, 2022
Get the Hi random personmug. Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.
Naomi: Talia was soo cute today
Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence
Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-
Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence
Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-
by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020
Get the The Cutest Person in Existencemug. Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
Get the Montessori Personality Disordermug. Is where a person is unknowingly a fuckboy yet goes around calling out other fuckboys and saying how much of a fuckboy they are while being a fuckboy.
by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016
Get the 3rd Person Fuckboymug.