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Suicide

The act of killing yourself. Most people who try to commit suicide might have depression. If someone you know wants to commit suicide, please call the suicide hotline. Nobody should kill themselves because they matter a lot to us.
Please do not commit suicide, you matter.
by ZacLovesCats December 9, 2023
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suicide lab

A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.
A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.

B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.
by Nocturnal_Emissions January 29, 2020
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment

A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.
Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!
by Internet Human January 27, 2017
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carolina suicide

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex
Hey babe want a carolina suicide?
by Philma wood October 13, 2023
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Suicidal

Define: A person who is thinking wanting to or going to commit suicide or killing themselves
Suicidal
by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025
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Australian suicide

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide
by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021
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