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Spermfart

when your penis farts and cums
I just spermfarted on my thigh
by Butt Sauce April 20, 2023
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Sperm

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack
by Asherslander May 12, 2023
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spermrocket

definition of you
katie is such a spermrocket
by Emily allen May 14, 2023
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speromopol

dwor krzysztofa IV
-ziomek krzysztof IV ma najlepsze biby
-gdzie to
-no na speromopol
by bonkbigdong May 31, 2023
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Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 7, 2023
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Spermanent Address

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.
I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
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spermacial

you're spermacial, I'm spermacial, EVERYONE IS SPERMACIAL. spermacial is the word used to describe the sperm cell that made it inside the egg. practically every human being is spermacial.
im so spermacial
by MIJNARMDOETPIJN July 23, 2023
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