Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

Flying Sex Snake

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.

John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!

by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.

steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.

by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008

one eyed snake

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003

flying sex snakes

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball

I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes

by Gmy bars December 27, 2013

white snake fever

Serious caffiene poisoning, causing: chills, seriously low temperature, sweating, vomiting, paleness, and mild delusions.

One too many monster drinks and I was plunged helplessly into a furious bout of white snake fever.

by American Brown July 2, 2007

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014