roflism

The belief that the only purpose of human life is to watch funny videos and slam our skulls into the floor and laugh histerically.

"HAHA! I love roflism."

by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

roflcopter

To waste time in an entirely, utterly useless, sometimes drug-related or druggie-like manner. To avoid doing work by engaging in excessive procrastination. Based on the popular internet phrase.

After I roflcoptered my entire life away, I became a bum on the street scrounging for money for midget porn and beer.

by PSR January 7, 2006

roflstomp

The act of stomping on the head of someone who is rofl (rolling on the floor laughing).

Guy1: *rolling on ground* AHAHHAHAHA ZOMG OMFG AHHAHA

Guy2: *roflstomp on Guy1's face* lawl

by khonsuti May 14, 2009

roflcopter

this elequoent machine flies over your head when you get "smoked" and avery yells "adabadbabdadalalalabdalala" there are many "rofl" things including rofl lobster, rofl pwned, and earthday rofcopter.

Chris: when is this assembly going to end?
Mr. Carlton: whenever you decide to listen and stop yapping.
Avery: AHHHH! ROFLCOPTER ALALALALLALAA

by Wiatr June 7, 2007

roflcophony

The din of people rofl'ing in an IRC channel.

Synonym: lolocophony

Someone tells a joke in channel, or posts a link to something funny, eliciting a series of ROFL comments from the channel members.

by Garlic Overtone August 25, 2005

ROFLMAOAPMP

rolling over the floor laughing my ass off and peeing my pants

during chatting on msn or something

that's funny; ROFLMAOAPMP!!

by D-MarS August 27, 2007

ROFLOLLAMWWCOHTCS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Outload Like A Man Whose Wife Cheated On Him, Then Committed Suicide

Conversation On AIM
EllementX: Dude, you wanna hear a joke?
Gemperorman: Sure.
EllementX: The bible/god
Gemperorman: ROFLOLLAMWWCOHTCS

by Garreyouknowwhott January 15, 2009